Just found this amaaaaazing website. Youswear.com
It, as the name suggests, teaches you how to swear in ANY language. I guess it is pretty handy for people who travel a lot and don’t want to be insulted in other countries.

Here are some of the words

(Warning: The following words are EXTREMELY vulgar. Read at your own risk!)

Cantonese swear words:

1. chow fah hai (smelly cheap cunt)
2. D’iu ne lo mo (fuck your mom)
3. Diu Mat Gau yeah (what are you freaking about?)
4. gai (whore)
5. hum kah chan (death to your family!)
6. Kwai Lan (Rudely Naughty)
7. lok chat (dick)
8. Nei lo mo bay Gao Diu (Your mother fucked by a dog)
9. Poq Gai (“Go Die in the street”, general purpose swearword)
10. sAY Baht Poh (bitch)
11. sek si (eat shit)
12. tiu nia ma chow hai (fuck your mom’s smelly cunt)

Mandarin swear words: (Not very accurate leh. Maybe I am too innocent.)

1. beis way (shut up)
2. bundun (idiot)
3. chao ni niang (fuck your mom)
4. ne tswayla (your drunk)
5. neda nancan (you are ugly)
6. ni mama you er ge da gigi (your mother has two large penises)
7. qu zih ji xue you (go burn in hell)
8. sagua (stupid)
9. ta tswayla (he/she is drunk)
10. wo da de ni man di jiao ya ( I’ll beat you until you need to pick your teeth up off the ground)
11. wo hun ne (i hate you)
12. wo tswayla (im drunk)
13. zong shi ba dai (fuck your mom’s ancestors)

Hokkien swear words: (EEEEE! Didn’t know Hokkien is such a vulgar language!)

1. and the chao cheebye (smelly cunt)
2. Chao Cheeby (Smelly Pussy)
3. Cheeby (Pussy)
4. Ka Ni Lao Beh (Fuck Your Father)
5. Ka Ni Na (Fuck Your mother)
6. Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby (Fuck Your Bloody Mother’s smelly pussy)
7. keh (whore)
8. Kiu Mo (Pubic Hair)
9. Lan Hoot (Balls)
10. Lan Jiao (Dick)
11. Neh (Breast)
12. Ni Na Bu (Your Fucking Mother)
13. peh bu ki ho gao kan (parents go fuck by dogs)
14. peh bu ki ho lang kan (parents go fuck by someone)

You can check out the rest on your own. Enjoy!

Some quotes for today and my own random thoughts.

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

-Francois de La Rochefoucauld

By this definition, I am short.
Anybody knows how to pronounce that name?

I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.

-Orson Welles

Hmm. I also hate television. I hate it as much as I hate you. But I can’t stop thinking about you.

A single death is a tragedy;a million deaths is a statistic.

-Joseph Stalin