Some penis-related news. Do NOT click on “Read More…” if you are not interested.

The amazing penis shaped potato chip
A £23.00 penis shaped potato chip! It a weird auction and some ebayers still bid for it.

During a dull lunch time sandwich, the amazing penis crisp was revealed from a normal packet of walkers crisps. (as part of an otherwise normal boots meal deal.)

Heralded as a cure for male potency problems * and possibly a source of immense good fortune* , the amazing penis crisp is the crisp product everyone wants.Probably.

The amazing penis crisp will be carefully boxed in some sort of anti-crisp damage box (having a bit of trouble finding such a thing at the moment) and sent first class post to the lucky lucky winner.

The length of the amazing penis crisp is 3.2 inches and it has a 1 inch girth.

Penis Ice Cream

Nowadays businesses are getting creative with the products that they are selling. So next time you drop by in Japan, don’t be surprise to see a penis shape like ice cream on the street. I wonder what kind of flavours they have to offer.

World’s Largest Penis

An amusement park in China has built what it claims is the world’s largest penis. The 30ft structure, named Sky Pillar, has been built with 6,500ft of straw and stands atop an altar on 1,250ft Qinlong Hill.

“It is a totem of Shamanistic culture, which originated in this city,” says the president of the park, Cheng Weiguang.

Legend says a Shaman hero named Ewenki vanquished a cruel female ruler and gave her a penis totem, telling her to respect males and not kill them at will.

After this, the ruler set a penis totem on top of the hill, reports East Asia Economic and Trade News.

Shi Lixue, director of the China Folk Culture Association, backed the project, saying: “It symbolizes our ancestors’ pursuit of happiness and prosperity.”

Click here to read more about the fertility festival in Japan.