07.26.07
Rename
One of the symptoms of my PHPS (Post-Harry Potter Syndrome) is my desperate attempt to rename the titles of the 7 books. So far I have successfully renamed two our of the seven books (with the help from my beloved son Jiayi).
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is now renamed as Harry Potter and the High Blood Pressure
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is now renamed as Harry Potter and the Desperate Housewives
Help me rename the remaining five books! =)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
07.25.07
HP
哈利波特就这样结束了。
[Mild spoilers!! DON'T click "read the rest of this entry" if you haven't read the book!]
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07.24.07
So
Life may be stressful, but I don’t have to feel stressed.
People may be irritating, but I don’t have to be irritated.
Pee
1.朋友问我小便的时候为什么要进到cubicle里面，而不用外面的urinal。我回答说：有人喜欢体外射精，有人喜欢体内射精。
2.从教堂回来的时候，走在我身后的Kitty突然惊叹了一声：“赵林，你的小臂其实挺粗的，就是大臂太细了。”结果我奇迹般地听成了：“赵林，你的小便其实挺粗的，就是大便太细了。”害得我脸红了好久。好久。
