All the stupid things I have said.
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All the stupid things I have said.
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All the stupid things I have said.
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All the Stupid Things I Have Said

Episode 6
和朋友坐地铁回宿舍。大家对着赵林新换的戒指形的耳环很感兴趣。
某人：“赵林，你这个环是怎么穿进去的呀？”
赵林：“就是把它打开，插进去呀。”
某人：“然后合上？”
赵林：“阿弥陀佛。”
一片死寂。

All the Stupid Things I Have Said

Episode 5
今天中午赵林在食堂吃饭，因为吃了太多水果，觉得肚子好饱，于是呻吟到：“我的小肚隆起来了！”
坐在对面的杜龙顿时无语。

All the Stupid Things I Have Said

Episode 4
某人：“赵林，要吃Hello Panda吗？”
赵林：“不要。”
某人：“为什么？”
赵林：“怕长黑眼圈。”

All the Stupid Things I Have Said

Episode 3:
今天看完校园Superstar，赵林和三个侠女走在回宿舍的路上。
赵林走在前，三侠女跟在后。
突然，出现了下列的对话。
侠女：“我们好像你的保镖呀，跟在你后面。”
赵林：“那你们就走在前面吧。”
侠女：“那就像开路的了。”
赵林：“那就绕着我走吧。”
侠女：“那就重重围锁了。”
赵林：“小心我告诉丛翀。”（注：丛翀 读音cong2 chong1 是赵林好友）
侠女：“怎么了？”
赵林：“你说他猥琐。”
远方的夜空划过三颗流星。
三位侠女就这样被冷死了。

All the Stupid Things I Have Said

Episode 1:
During harmoc practice at music room, everyone was busy with their stuff.
Kiddo Zhao Lin was very excited to find a 琵琶 and 古筝 in the room, so he lifted the 琵琶 from the floor and asked everybody what it is.
Some people actually turned around and gave him a “Please! Not another Zhao Lin’s lame joke” look.
Pressured by Zhao Lin’s cute and innocent look and continuous blinking, some people answered:”琵琶. It’s a 琵琶.”
Satisfied with the answer, Zhao Lin lifted the 琵琶 higher and higher and higher until it was above his head and asked:”Then what is this?”
Everybody gave him a “OMG! It IS another Zhao Lin’s lame joke” look.
So Zhao Lin happily said:”It’s 枇杷膏.（琵琶高）”

Episode 2:
Zhao Lin was on his way back to hostel from Expo.
His friends were discussing about making dumplings together.
Suddenly, someone asked Zhao Lin:”你吃韭菜吗?”
Zhao Lin, being Zhao Lin, innocently asked:”会醉吗？”