幸福的感受，有几人能承受？

爱上不等于哀伤

根据孙海英的说法，中国至少有7000万的先天性罪犯。 Read the rest of this entry »

做了一个无聊的测试：你的初夜到底值多少钱
结果是……
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才发现，当初给Coca Cola 起华文名的人实在是太有才了！！
可口可乐！可口可乐！
读起来就像“可口渴了”一样！
天造地设的饮料名字呀！
o(∩_∩)o…哈哈!
【别告诉我你们早就知道了….我不可能反应这么迟钝吧。-.-”】

No wonder they two were together – both are so self-centred and brainless. No wonder they end up like this. What can I say? YOU DESERVE IT!

One of the symptoms of my PHPS (Post-Harry Potter Syndrome) is my desperate attempt to rename the titles of the 7 books. So far I have successfully renamed two our of the seven books (with the help from my beloved son Jiayi).

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is now renamed as Harry Potter and the High Blood Pressure
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is now renamed as Harry Potter and the Desperate Housewives

Help me rename the remaining five books! =)

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

昨晚看QAF的时候，看到了另一经典台词——
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突然发现inspiring和gossiping在手机键盘上的keystrokes是一样的….
How inspiring!

Two things I have learned today:

1) Normally, the standard way of doing normal distribution is to standardise it.

2) Keep interest rate low so that people will not be interested.