My chair was shaking a few minutes ago. Apparently, other people in the hostel also felt it. When I went online to check, many people had already blogged about it.

It’s my first time being in the middle of an earthquake. Ok. Ok. Not an earthquake. A slight earth tremor. I am still feeling very dizzy now… Sigh. Tomorrow is bio prelim!! Why must there be an earthquake/earth tremor now?!?!

今天天气无比的炎热，我在房间里也是属于半昏迷状态。
可怜的同房被我一次又一次地用言语惨无人道地折磨。折磨。再折磨。

我：“你以为我会被这炎热的夏天给打倒吗？不会的！绝对不会的！因为我是——（做出美少女战士的手势）——夏——无——悲！！”
同房：“……..”

我：“好热呀…不过寒冷的冬季也无法阻挡我如火的热情！不对…不对…好像讲错季节了….”
同房：“………”
我：“应该是炎热的夏日也无法消灭我的沉着与冷静！让我们把这两句话悬挂在房门口，当个‘护身符’什么的！（我真正想说的是‘守门神’….）”
同房：“……..”

窗外突然吹起一阵冷风。
我：“啊~这夏日里的一丝冷风呀~难道是我们深沉的怒吼？对了，还没给乌龟喂食呢。”
同房：“……..”

10% of the memories I had with you are bad memories. The remaining 90% are very bad ones.

1. Here is one of the reasons why I HATE bimbos: they never tell the truth of what happened. Instead, they make stories according to what they remembered.

2. Here is one of the reasons why I HATE you: you are a male bimbo.

Many people are worth waiting for.

But only one of them is worth looking for.

And sorry, you are not the one.

孩子们，不要去买Bluetea的板栗来吃。

我昨天只是吃了一小包，结果就是上吐下泻。

整个晚上在厕所里度过的时间，要比在厕所外边度过的时间还长。

吐到喉咙都磨肿了，泄到屁股都擦破了。-.-”

发现人在呕吐的时候，总是会有些不干不净的东西被排出来。

如果没有食物可吐，至少还有口水。

如果连口水都没有，至少还有眼泪。

如果连眼泪都没有，至少还可以吐出心中那咽不下去的一口气。

We had our last econs tutorial today.
We used to be so amazed by Mrs. Tan’s “OK”s and “All Right”s.
But now we got so used to them.
We got so used to them that we have stopped counting them.
We got so used to them that we barely noticed how time flies.
We got so used to them that we didn’t even stand up to say “Thank you” to her when the lesson ended today.
When our last econs tutorial ended today.

Nobody cried.
Why should anybody cry?
We say “Goodbye!” all the times.
This is just the beginning of the end.

今天是七夕节

算是华人的情人节了

是牛郎和织女见面做爱的日子

所以祝天下所有的牛郎和织女们快乐

我做不了牛郎

做不了织女

至少也要做一只快乐的喜鹊

和千千万万的同胞们一样

把头抬得高高

开心地被织女踩在脚下

期待着织女如往年一样

依旧穿着迷你裙